Moth be something strange
“If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, Who you gonna call?” Well, in this case, it’s not the Ghostbusters, it’s dad! This text speaks a thousand words, It’s proof that not only does this dad have the perfect sense of humor, but that his daughter still considers him to be the noble hero that will come to her rescue when she is in distress.
Ok, maybe not this time seeing that the moth got to him first, but we are sure her tears will soon dry up after reading this text.
Bonnie and Clyde
The first rule of fight club… you know how the rest goes. For this dad, he knows the importance of getting the story straight when it comes down to the law. While Katie may be having her vent about punching her friend in the eye with a rusty fork, her dad is there for her by showing his love and support in the funniest way possible.
We can all appreciate and applaud this dad for seeing the brighter side of life and putting a smile on his daughter’s dial.
Wash, clean and buffer
They say that making someone use a computer with slow wifi is the best way to see who they really are because nothing is more frustrating than waiting for something to buffer or load. Well in a millennials world, nothing is worse than not having any wifi connection at all and this dad has used it to his advantage.
Rewarding your kids with the wifi password once they have completed their chores is a genius hack to actually get them to do something. The threat of disconnection is real.
Technical Brian
A classic case of mistaken identity. Poor Brian is a middle-aged balding man that seems to have to do the cleaning up after his kids. This dad has put his foot down and has left a kind and thoughtful note for his daughter to let her know what the white box-looking thing in the kitchen is actually used for.
We just hope that Brian has finally managed to get his message through. Maybe in next week’s note, he can explain how to use the buttons on the right.
LOL
In this era of technology, keeping up with shorthand texts and chat acronyms is certainly a challenge especially if you were born in the 50’s and 60’s. Some moms use the acronym “lol’ to express their love while others just don’t understand the lingo at all.
This dad proved that with a little imagination and creativity, any acronym can have a significant meaning. Lshidmtamsfo – Laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off. We agree, best dad ever!
Dad facts
If your dad doesn’t use cheesy puns or tell embarrassingly awful jokes, then is he really your dad? You can count on your dad breaking the ice when he has some concerns about you in his own awkwardly funny way.
This father was concerned about his daughters eating habits and instead of making a mountain out of a mole hole, he just addressed the situation in the best way possible by using the powerful insight and knowledge of the #dadfact. Hopefully, she did the right thing and saved the unicorns.
Chemistry
This dad may not be a chemistry teacher or a rocket scientist but one thing is for sure, he knows how to explain how to use an ice tray in the most interesting way. The note he left on the refrigerator goes through the ice-making processes in precise detail.
Hey, we get you, there is nothing worse than fighting with the ice tray that is frozen solid just to get a few cold blocks in our beverage on a hot summer’s day. This dad gets an A+ in chemistry.
Travel tip
Traveling the world is an exciting and amazing experience that everyone needs to do at least once in their lives. Some may be lucky enough to travel with their dads, but in this case, Casey decided to go globe trotting alone.
She was not going to have her dad by her side to be her ultimate tour guide, so Casey’s dad decided to jot down a few handy tips on a napkin about ordering cappuccinos in Italy. Who needs a travel guide book when you have a dad like this!
Do the right thing
Judging by this note, Emma does not seem like she helps out much around the house when it comes down to cleaning. Emma’s dad did not think she was doing the proactive thing by leaving her dishes on top of the counter when the dishwasher is full, so he decided to leave a reminder.
Emma may not ever be able to get over the shock but her dad will be happier knowing that she did the right thing and that his countertop is free of dirty dishes.
Separation anxiety
Our smartphones have made life a whole lot easier, from having everything you need at your fingertips to video calling a friend or relative from across the globe. While it is certainly a convenience in life, there are times when your smartphone gets you into trouble – yes, we’re talking about the dreaded autocorrect!
This dad almost sent his daughter into cardiac arrest at 2 am. Lets just hope she saw the brighter side of the text after she got a few hours of shut eye.
Homecoming
Anthony returned home for a few weeks from college only to find that the house was empty. Luckily for him, his dad had thought ahead and left him the perfect note to welcome him back home. It seems Anthony’s dad went to great effort to plan his agenda, let him know where to put his stuff and give him the break down of what’s on the menu for that day.
Steak, broccoli, hot shower, nap, and preseason football seems like the perfect welcoming home gift.
Biology
Girls are usually the apple of their father’s eyes and most of the time, there is very little that girls can do wrong when it comes to dads but It seems that this daddy’s little princess was not acting much like a princess at all. This dad decided to intervene and let his mermaid princess know that good manners go a long way especially when you have the reputation of a royal mermaid to uphold.
This note has sparked some unanswered questions that we would also like to have answered. Where exactly is the butt? We just don’t get mermaid biology either!
Wolf in Charge
Dad humor never gets old, funny puns seems to be the common trend and this note is no different. While some teenagers may be wrapped up in the fantasy world of Harry Potter and The Twilight Saga, Amber takes more of a liking to the movie Beowulf instead.
While her dad overheard Amber and her friends discussing the movie, he decided to give her some comic food for thought. We are just hoping Amber knows who Scott Baio is.
Wake up call
Alexia and Liam’s father decided that he was taking back his Saturday mornings to sleep in until 10 am. He came up with a clever way to make sure that the kids didn’t bother him and that they would have all the answers to their questions in advance.
The note predicts every possible scenario and points both Liam and Alexia in the right direction even when the one is whining and the other is being an antagonist. On the bright side, the kids get to play Wii all morning.
Fresh rhymes
Dylan discovered that his restless toddler was growing tired of the same old nursery rhymes. He decided to get creative and began singing the only song he knew off the top of his head – the theme song to the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air and to his surprise, his son loved it.
Since Dylan was out of town and was missing out on story time, he decided to give his wife a helping hand in case she might need it.
Fair game
Baking is not about throwing a few ingredients together and hoping for the best, it’s a science that needs precise measurements, time and effort. You also need a lot of restraint especially when you are baking the goods as a gift for someone else. This dad did not have any self-control at all, in fact, he indulged in the entire batch.
It may have been a hole in one for him but Brooke may need to start working on her hiding skills, we suggest the pantry instead of the counter next time Brooke.
Helping hand
We may think that Mom’s have incredible superpowers but the truth is that they also need a little help every now and then. This dad stepped in when help was needed and did the only thing he knew how to do, make a sandwich.
He already knew that the kids would complain and moan that it the lunch menu wasn’t as good as what they are used to. He decided to leave a note letting his kids know that even though it wasn’t made by the loving hand of their mother, it would still taste as good as ham.
On the hunt
If you have kids, you should be no stranger to the famous three questions asked by children on a daily basis. 1) Do I have to? 2) Where is my (insert clothing item/electronic device or toy)? And finally, 3) What’s for lunch? This dad took care of number 3 in advance by listing everything that is available on the menu for that day.
Can’t find anything to eat? Eat a cat! Lets just hope, for the cat’s sake, that the basement fridge was fully stocked.
Life as you know it
This image is not for the faint hearted especially if you are a fussy eater. This dad was tired of having to not only pack lunches for his kids but also tired of cutting off the crusts and letting them go to waste. This dad used a note to let his daughter know he wasn’t having it anymore.
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life kiddo! At least the napkin can still be used to wipe up all the tears afterward. Way to go, dad!
Ultimate prankster
Fathers would do anything not to miss the perfect opportunity for a prank whether it be giving you a jar of peanut butter as a christmas present or sending you into the auto shop to ask for blinker fluid. This dad seized the day by pranking his daughter in the perfect way.
Let’s just hope she noticed the writing on the napkin before wiping her face after lunch. The rest of the school day would not have been much fun if she didn’t, that black ink would have left a nasty smudge.
Wink, wink
This dad has obviously grown accustomed to his daughter’s sweet treats she bakes for him and is not afraid to ask for what he wants. He leaves notes on an empty plate on top of the counter in hopes that his daughter will get the hint that he feels like having a slice of cake.
Wink wink; nudge nudge, Emily – Dad wants cake! At least this gives Emily lots of practice for her home economics project thanks to her dad’s sweet tooth demands.
Drivers Ed 101
Passing your drivers test is one of the most liberating feelings in the world and if you are lucky enough to have been given the keys to your dad’s sweet ride, well you’ve just scored the jackpot. While you may have earned the right of passage to the open highway, you should know that dad is not going to let you drive without laying down a few rules first.
This dad was kind enough to write a reminder for his daughter about texting or talking while driving. You can never be too safe.
Who is in charge?
Telemarketers have the ability to annoy you and trap you in one single phone call and if they get their way, they will make sure you can’t hang up until they get their “yes” from you. This dad played it very cool when asked to put the person who runs the house on the phone.
Since his 3-year old was the in charge of everything him and his wife did, he decided to hand the telemarketer over to his toddler. That must have been one interesting conversation.
Eat your sandwich
Many kids have a habit of not eating their lunch at school. They come home every day and their parents are forced to throw out the food that they have left untouched. Whether it’s because they’re not hungry, they don’t like it, or they find a better option, no one knows.
Either way, this dad had had enough. He decided to make it clear that his child was going to keep getting the same sandwich until they actually ate it.
An apple a day
Parents care about their children, even after they’ve grown up a bit and have a job. This guy kept bringing an apple to work and then proceeded to not eat it and bring it back home with him.
After a few days of this, his dad took notice and decided to do something about it. He gave the apple a name and wrote a note about the situation. They do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, after all.
When dad writes the note
Many mothers make it a habit to leave an adorable note about how much they love their kids while packing their lunches. Apparently, on this day, it was dad’s turn to write the note.
He found a slightly terrifying looking robot and wrote a hilarious note calling his kid a name and telling them to eat their lunch. We have to wonder what the kid’s reaction was when they opened their lunch box and saw this.
Everyone dies
No one likes to be the one to explain to a child that one day everyone they know will pass away, including them. It’s never easy because death is something difficult for children to wrap their brains around.
That being said, some parents choose to just rip off the bandaid and get it over with. Take this dad, he wrote it in a morbid and slightly depressing note and then called it a day. At least he signed it with “love”.
Hungry dad
It can’t be easy making lunches for everyone else before even eating your own breakfast. This dad must have been extra hungry one morning as he made his kid’s afternoon meal.
In fact, he was so hungry that he happened to take a bite out of the sandwich he was making. He then proceeded to put it in a bag as if nothing had happened. He did write a note about it, though, so that makes it all okay.
Fill the toilet paper
There are few things in life more annoying than going to the restroom and realizing there is no toilet paper, especially if it is too late. This parent was so sick of this happening that they decided to do something about it.
They wrote a hilarious note in order to tell their child that they need to refill the toilet paper roll. The note turned the paper holder into a monster and said “feed me”.
Inappropriate searches
Sometimes people feel the need to search either strange or inappropriate things on the internet. It’s human nature to be curious after all. Usually no one knows what we search because no one checks.
This dad decided to check in on his child one day and embarrass them with a little note saying that they did so. It would seem that their secret searches are no longer secret anymore and that they will probably think twice before searching such things again.
Grammar freak
We all make grammar and spelling makes from time to time. It’s natural and it happens. Then, of course, there are always the grammar freaks out there to let us know when we make these mistakes.
When this dad tried leaving a note explaining that the handle to the microwave was broken, his child noticed he spelled the word wrong. So, they put a photo of George Frideric Handel, a 1600s composer, to make fun of him.
Money with meatloaf
When parents go out, they usually want to make sure their children are taken care of. When they are young, this usually just means hiring a babysitter. When they’re older, it means leaving money for pizza and a cold beverage.
This dad got creative though. He left a note explaining exactly where the cash was. It was in between the cat Meatloaf’s paws. We hope Christopher enjoyed his pizza and wonder if he gave Meatloaf a slice as well.
I will disconnect you
Sometimes it seems like parents are always cleaning up after their kids and trying to keep their houses spick and spam. This father got sick of how messy their child had been leaving things, so they decided to get creative.
They left a note that ultimately said that they better start cleaning up or they would lose access to the home’s internet. We’re sure the place was practically spotless shortly after they finished reading this.
